s w i m i n s i l e n c e

Maria/16/super hella gay/atheist/in a relationship/emily is my love/

~ask me anything~

Jul 24

my 5th grade teacher was a white bald guy named BJ Rush and you’ve got the nerve to make fun of a black girl named shaniqua? like damn get your priorities straight


tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

(via savagenialler)


racketstory:

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

 (via birdcage)

(via its40linesofgay)


nasturbate:

chill is a meme now. this is a sad day

chill.



i want to start watching that show but i’m afraid it will ruin my life: the novel


GUYS IM A BROKE ASS MOTHERFUCKER SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN WATCH SEASON 5 OF TVD FOR FREE


monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via unclefather)


Jul 23
pezdispencersmith:

frankensteininafishtank:

Spencer realizes something.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

pezdispencersmith:

frankensteininafishtank:

Spencer realizes something.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

(via allhailtherenegades)


bestdad2013:


THIS KITCHEN’S NOT THE SAAAAAAME…

bestdad2013:

THIS KITCHEN’S NOT THE SAAAAAAME…

(via allhailtherenegades)


bestdad2013:


WITHOOUUTTT YOOOOOUUUU

bestdad2013:

WITHOOUUTTT YOOOOOUUUU

(via allhailtherenegades)


tristanns:

What Guys Look For In Girls - a response to Nash Grier’s “What Guys Look For In Girls” video

(via allhailtherenegades)



There’s something really pretty about nature reclaiming its domain once we are gone. We had this wonderful piece of concept art we developed really early on, and there are all of these wild animals that have escaped from a zoo, and over the past 20 years have bred and now they have herds roaming these city’s and that’s something that tells you that, life goes on - and this world is worth saving.

- Jacob Minkoff (Lead game designer) & Neil Druckmann (Creative director)

(via letsgetonwithit)


bombing:

alright i have good news and bad news. the bad news is i’m about to rob you. the good news is dead people don’t need money


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